steampoweredrocket:

SCREAMING

(Source: thehopefoolignorant)

(Source: dr-sherlock-potter)

#i’m gay and i’m not even this gay

(Source: lovequotesrus)

the-absolute-best-gifs:

I DONT LIKE THE CONE OF SHAME.. 

(Source: primosparazza)

STOP IT. STOP IT. 

(Source: stellarkindalife)

(Source: fuckyeahspringfield)

(Source: yohohorobert)

A conversation in psych classMy teacher: Who here isn't sexually attracted to Brad Pitt?
Me: *raises hand*
My teacher: What celebrity are you sexually attracted to then?
Me: You wouldn't know him....
My teacher: You're blushing! Just tell me!
Me: ....Tom Hiddleston
My teacher: Yeah, I don't know him.
Random kid in the back of the class: I HAVE AN ARMY!!

avampiresuperdoctor:

this actually kills me.

(Source: steverogerssexual)

(Source: paralysedbeaver)

After I had my hair dyed and my hair kind of looked like Loki's...Me: *Talking to my friends*
Random guy: LOKI WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Me:
Me:
Me: Who...me?
Random Guy: LOKI YOU SHOULD BE IN ASGUARD.
Random Guy: YOU WILL GET EXECUTED BROTHER.
Random Guy: PLEASE BROTHER.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: LOKI'D *runs off cackling*
Random Guy: LOKKKIIIIIIII! *Long dramatic cry and then falls to his knees.*